A Hair in the Taco

I'd like to take a minute to address hair in the food when eating out.

DON'T PANIC!

Sure, it's gross. I know that. It' is a stick of someone else's cells... DNA... in your food...
Will it kill you, probably.
Ha.

Okay seriously, My theory is that you should give the staff of the restaurant a chance to fix the problem for you. If the staff seems eager to help you and they resolve the issue. Then, crisis averted, good job team.

Now, if your the type of person that looses their appetite in a situation like this or can only have the problem resolved by burning down the restaurant and rebuilding it fresh and clean then... well, you are probably at the wrong restaurant with standards that high.

Remember an accidental hair is better than a purposeful booger.